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How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.