How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.