How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.