What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.