What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.