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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy