What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.