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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High