What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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Mine is the Ford F Series.

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Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.