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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!