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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford