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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.