What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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Park your car, man.

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy