What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.