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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy