What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy