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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.