What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.