What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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To say hello from the other side.

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It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.