What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Hello from the other side...

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!