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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!