What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!