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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.