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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!