What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.