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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Fission Chip Jokes More Fission Chip Jokes

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.