What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.