What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.