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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.