What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.