What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.