Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.