Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore