Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.