What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

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Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

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