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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

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What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?