Wing Wing Jokes

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Phone Directory Jokes More Phone Directory Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.