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Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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He couldn't grow a pear

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.