Wing Wing Jokes

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Chinese Telephone Jokes More Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Phone Directory Jokes More Phone Directory Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.