Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Chinese Telephone Jokes More Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone