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Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Chinese Telephone Jokes More Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal