Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.