Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.