Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!