Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.