What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.