What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.