What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda