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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween