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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.