Fruit of the Womb
So they can get a better grip of the broom.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Fruit of the tomb
Because it was wearing underwear.
Becuase his peckers on his head
Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss
It was a Freudian slip
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Depends.
An algae bra.
None, they go commando.
In his briefcase!
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Fruit of the womb.
Free Willy
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
Boulangerie.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
Their peckers are on their heads.
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
Always.
Dreamcatchers
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
It was a brief chase...
Fell through the cracks.
To keep their ankles warm.
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Chernobyl fall out.
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
To get to the same side.
His grades were below sea level
A seamen sample
Yuri Googoogagarin.
Because he was Russian.
They look kinda shady to me
They're all about force projection.
Out of the way!
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
I've never smeared tigger on my face
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
A racist!
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well