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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.