Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.