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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.