Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.