Because their peckers are on their faces.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Because it's a chicken.
You put a color scale next to his face.
An everlasting jobstopper.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
Their peckers are on their heads.
A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
