Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.