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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.