Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"