Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.