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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.