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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.