It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
A dire rhetoric.
Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He took one too many whisks.
With your figure of speech
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
It didn't matter, they were all ears
He said "uhh" way too much.
Freedom of speech
Removed
He drank H20, too!
Aida more than I drink!
You're fired!
An e-mergency.
He couldn't handle his boos.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Would you pull that crap with a net?
Carpet bombing.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Wait for him to give it back.
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Mmm. Canapes.
A full set of teeth.
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Because he's Haydn!
