What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!