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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people