What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

An outlier downvote brigade can start now