Outlaw Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

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Inlaw Jokes More Inlaw Jokes

What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted

What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Nail Gun Jokes More Nail Gun Jokes

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.