Outlaw Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

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What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws?

A posse cat!

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted

What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw?

Outlaws are wanted.

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What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...