Outlaw Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Whisker Jokes More Whisker Jokes

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

Inlaw Jokes More Inlaw Jokes

What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw?

Outlaws are wanted.

What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.