Outlaw Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

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Outlaws are wanted.

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Outlaws are wanted

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Nail Gun Jokes More Nail Gun Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.