What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people