What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people