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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!