What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

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I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.