Counterfitz
Lesbians
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Amon
Patty O'Furniture
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
An impasta
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.