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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

St Patrick Day Jokes More St Patrick Day Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Martin Luther King Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Day Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.