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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.