What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.