St Patrick Day Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.