Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Mlk Day Jokes More Mlk Day Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you get when you mix /r/Pokémon and /r/gonewild?

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