Patrick Jokes

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Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Mlk Day Jokes More Mlk Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too