Patrick Jokes

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Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Martin Luther King Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Day Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

Mlk Day Jokes More Mlk Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Patrick Stewart Jokes More Patrick Stewart Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.