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Patrick Stewart Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.