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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.