What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.