What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.