What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.