What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.