What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.