What did Patrick Stewart say when he pr...

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?