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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.