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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.