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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.