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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.