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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.