How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.