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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.