Hispanic Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.