Hispanic Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What did the Spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get