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Hispanic Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

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What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What did he name the other?

Hose B

Xanax Jokes More Xanax Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Spanish Person Jokes More Spanish Person Jokes

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.