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Hispanic Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Your Age Is Only Math

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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Love Card

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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El Diablow

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

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She strips.

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One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What did he name the other?

Hose B

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B