Jose and Hose B
Little Caesar's
Little Caesars
Jose and Hose-B
Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad
Jose & Hose-B
With arroz.
One with everything.
Because there wasn't mushroom on it.
Imagination
Miss.Steak
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
Silence of the Limbs
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Pickup lines
Because Sheeran