How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections