How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!