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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section