How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!