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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.