April Sale - 20% Off

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Previous Random Joke Next
Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Sea Section Jokes More Sea Section Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!