How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.