How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section