How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.