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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section