How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.