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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.