How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections