How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.