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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!