How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis