How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.