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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK