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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK