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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK