What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.