What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.