How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

Call B52

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.