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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Break Bad Jokes More Break Bad Jokes

Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad?

They were meth-od acting.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.