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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad?

They were meth-od acting.