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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.