None, they were all minerals.
A John Deere letter.
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Anything on the rocks.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Not enough minerals.
A pedo file
They were meth-od acting.