Mineral Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Catholic Church Jokes More Catholic Church Jokes

How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Johnson Jokes More Johnson Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.