Mineral Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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They all have phones.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Not enough minerals.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

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What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole