Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Rock Johnson Jokes More Rock Johnson Jokes

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.