Dwayne Johnson
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
He's been living under The Rock.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
A carb-o-rater
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
Like a ROCK Star.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
So he could live in peas and hominy.
Duck.
An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
A topical rainforest.
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