Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

How does Dwayne Johnson Party?

Like a ROCK Star.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?