Nobody takes him for granite.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
A leek.
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Fowl ball.
A fowl ball!
H-E-L-L-O!
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
Iran
Haram bea
A carb-o-rater
He stung her into action.
He just wasn't her type.
Everyone takes him for granite.