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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.