What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.