How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.