How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.