What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree!