What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."