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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)