What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.