What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....