What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.