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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.