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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree!