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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."