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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman