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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman