Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman