Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas