Iranian Jokes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Persian Jokes More Persian Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians