They are full of Iranian seman
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
PomIranians
Because they're still alive.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
She thought she was a dromedary.
Humphrey.
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
With their eyes shut!
My chestnuts are roasting
Because of all the sand which is there.
