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Iranian Jokes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Persian Jokes More Persian Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern