Iranian Jokes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Persian Jokes More Persian Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians