Iranian Jokes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.