None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Do you have a ticket for that?
Church
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
As mushroom as possible
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
A sheet in the dark!
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Their bayou loomin' essence