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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.