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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.